1. Swiffering. Mom bought a new Swiffer at the store because the old one broke. Until trash day tomorrow, we now have two. She put on the short handle and put one in each of my really cute delicate awesome hands. I was like the business end of a curling team Swiffering up and down our house. Nothing got in my way; to watch me Swiffer was like watching an angel Swiffer. I was majestic. Even better, I had perfectly balanced Gillian defense wands. When she got too close to me, the Swiffers got too close to her, if you are catching my drift. Who knows? Being a domestic might be in my future.
2. Overheard this conversation on the way to school: Gillian looked at Mom in the car and told her, "Mom, I think you took the wrong classes in college."
"Why is that, Gillian?" Mom responded.
To which Gillian responded, "Because you just turned into a mom." Wow! With heated antifeminist rhetoric like that, it is surprising that Gillian only wears skirts and dresses.
3. So, my second middle name is spelled differently on my birth certificate and Social Security Card, so I ask you my fans, which version should I use? Frederick or Frederic? Keep or Kapsize the K? It is not like it is up to you all, but my parents might like the suggestions. Why Solomon as the header for this section? That is middle name Alpha. Duh.
*. Today is 4/11/11. That could also be written like 4l11l11. That is crazy, Just wait for November, 11th. It will blow your mind, but make perfect sense in Binary.
Hope April is treating you all well. In less than two months I take over camp. Call me to hang out before I go.