Before I tell you all about my new friend, I must make a declaration. I WILL post more this month. I will shower you all with Asher a Day posts this April. I will do what I can to blog for you to fulfill my goal of entertaining you, educating you, and edutaining you. This I solemnly swear to you, my loyal readers.
Now to my new friend. I guess I should say friends because they are everywhere. They are in my house, at the mall, I guess everywhere indoors. I love my new friends. I like looking at them, touching them, calling them "up," having one-sided yelling conversations with them, and being lulled to sleep by their blinking green eye. Have I confused you? Sorry.
My new friends are smoke detectors. How did I not notice them in all their majesty before? You want to see me happy? Hold me up so that I can caress my new friend. It brings me such joy! Why must they be soooooooooooo far away? What, you think I am joking? I am not. I really like smoke detectors.
Smokey, my BFF!
One day I was sitting in peace away from Gillian when I decided to throw myself backwards. I like doing this--it is fun. I happened to end up on my back and I saw a friend just hanging around on the ceiling, winking at me. What can I say, we have so much in common. We both like soup, we both can scream, best friends. That is us. Me and Smokey, BFFs!