My parents make me laugh. I do something really simple and they act like I have developed cold fusion. I have two examples for you from today.
1. After I was released from my really cool frog booster seat after dinner, I took my plate over to the trash, dumped the contents, and then put the plate in the sink. Not a huge deal right? My mom was awestruck. She directed my dad's attention to my table bussing and she kept saying how great I was. It was not hard to do; I like throwing things away.
2. I like playing around the toilet. There, I said it. It is usually a quiet and peacful location. My mother took this as meaning that I was ready to use the potty. She went into the garage and grabbed the Family Potty Training Certified Thrown. After a long afternoon playing I wanted to take a break so I sat down. She started cheering for me. I was just sitting. Later, I was forced to show off to Dad that I can sit on a training potty. Big deal. I decided to amaze my parents. I had already pooped on the floor after dinner, thus I was not wearing a diapper. Mom walked me to the potty, sat me down and encouraged me to poop in the potty. I was turtleheading so I just let it go. Everyone started cheering. Liana started to cry because she missed it and Gillian kept running around yelling, "Asher pooped in the potty!" I poop most days, what is the big deal on where I did it? After the poop excitement died, I walked back into the WC and sat down and peed. It was liked I peed out the King, Elvis Pressley, I have never seen my mom so excited. I pee and/or poop in my diaper, on the floor, or the train table all the time, what is the big deal?
So, I guess when cute babies do things that everyone else can do super easily, it is awesome, and I am super awesome so that makes it extra awesome. I need to think about what I am going to do next to blow my mom's mind. Maybe when she is on the computer I will take the keys and go pick up Gillian from school. I just need to figure out how to get my super stinky feet down to the pedals. Curse you toddler bone structure, you have foiled another of my master plans....